We all have seen MMSes... Most of us love them (although secretly). Every time you see a good college mms, you tell to yourself-“Yar, wish I was there with this ****...” But, if wishes were whoreses, everyone would have one (did I just say “whore”ses?). So the fact remains that being an mms star is a privilege of a chosen few. Not everyone has what it takes to be an mms star.
Take for example the latest ATM mms doing the rounds. Before you let loose your wild imagination, let me tell you that this mms doesn’t feature a guy humping a poor ATM machine which refused to deliver cash. It actually has a guy, and a girl loving each other in the way Adam and Adam’s best friend’s girlfriend loved each other. How many of you would dare to do that? The maximum you could think of is peeing in the ATM, but most of you were afraid of getting caught by the CCTV. Not this couple. They went in the ATM, and did things which has given a hole(read it whole) new meaning to the word ATM-Any Time Moaning.
Sure they knew about those cameras inside. But dressing down in front of it was their way of saying- “You filthy CCTV! I find you everywhere these days. And so am not going to be cowed down by you! Shoot me if you can!”
That’s exactly what the cam did. And instantly, two motley morons became online sensation!
The first famous Campus mms was from DPS R.K puram. But the ones made by our campus love doves makes that one look like Finding Nemo(wasn’t that poor girl trying to find “nemo” all the time in that mms?). The MMSes now are quite mature in their depiction of love. Take for example the “Khatiya” mms. In this clip, the guy and the girl are relaxing after a tiring session. You can see a lot of love in their eyes (or was the expression just for the camera?). The other mms-“Paying guest room clip” was a rather long one. I was quite bored with the guy’s ability to keep the girl all dressed up for a better part of that 45 minute long marathon. Was he trying to show how long he could last? Because all of us saw that the real action was over in less time than what it takes to cook maggi! Such MMSes are called “pakau” and “dhokebaj” mms. Still it was better than that schoolgirl scandal. At least the lead actress was better in this one.
The point here is that MMSes are like IPL franchisees... if you own one, you are a hit (ask the MMS stars in your colleges, they will tell you how their fortunes have changed since that fateful upload). But just like in case of IPL franchisees, not everyone can own one.
So here’s a small lesson on “How to make MMS and titillate people”
For girls: You either need to have a rich spoilt boyfriend (like raj kundra) or a powerful boyfriend (aka Tweeter Tharoor) who can get you some “sweat” equity in return of the sweating you do in bed. Only such powerful and brave guys can take you to a hotel, apartment or ATM and make you a star overnight.
For guys: Be yourself. That should be enough to make you an mms star.
P.S: Guys, please hide your faces in the video like the yesteryear mms icons. It makes the whole experience of watching a lot more enjoyable.
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