Here’s a mail I received from one of my disciples (read friends) studying in one of the numerous “India’s No.1 pvt universities” .
Mahapurush ji ko charan sparsh.
Sir,
I am writing this letter to you because I am depressed with the attitude of one of our teachers. This guy seems to be a tadpole in a hole. The other day, few of us wished him Happy Holi, and he made a face similar to the appearance of my ass when it’s trying hard during constipation and farted on us telling-“We don’t celebrate holi here”. The next day when we wished him Happy Ugadi (Telugu New Year), he action replayed the same fart. I don’t get it Mahatma Ji...Why is he so pissed of everything? Is everyone here like him? Please guide my agitated soul because I feel tempted to kick his a** (read face).
Yours faithfully
Chaggan Chiggy wiggy .
This was my reply to him:
Dear Chiggy wiggy,
The world is place full of faceholes(read a**) like your teacher. He and many other think that they are intelligent. But believe me, they are not even “artificially intelligent”. They live in a world that ceased to exist in 16th century. They are remnant of an endangered species called “Regional fartos”.
If you look around, you will find that most of your friends, be it North or South Indians celebrate holi ,ugadi,pongal,diwali ,etc with equal fanfare. Don’t you cheer for Chennai Super Kings in the IPL? Many of my fellow mahatmas are from South and they have hots for Preity and Shilpa.They do tapasya for the victory of Rajasthan Royals and Kings Eleven in the hope that the two ladies will do a Saurav ganguly by waving their shirts in air. Does this make my friends lesser Tamilian or telugu?? Nope.
And don’t let that facehole teacher of yours poison your mind. There’s every possibility that his son will marry a telugu girl and she will then celebrate ugadi at his home or his wife will run away with a bihari paying guest(Just keep yourself updated with the latest scandals on Debonairblog...they will be the first ones to come out with any mms involving his wife.) As far as your desire for kicking his a** is concerned, just forget it...I am very sure he is so f***ed up, he won’t even know if a train passes through it..;)
***********LET PEACE AND UNITY PREVAIL************
