MMS power: Go get it!

We all have seen MMSes... Most of us love them (although secretly). Every time you see a good college mms, you tell to yourself-“Yar, wish I was there with this ****...” But, if wishes were whoreses, everyone would have one (did I just say “whore”ses?). So the fact remains that being an mms star is a privilege of a chosen few. Not everyone has what it takes to be an mms star.
Take for example the latest ATM mms doing the rounds. Before you let loose your wild imagination, let me tell you that this mms doesn’t feature a guy humping a poor ATM machine which refused to deliver cash. It actually has a guy, and a girl loving each other in the way Adam and Adam’s best friend’s girlfriend loved each other. How many of you would dare to do that? The maximum you could think of is peeing in the ATM, but most of you were afraid of getting caught by the CCTV. Not this couple. They went in the ATM, and did things which has given a hole(read it whole) new meaning to the word ATM-Any Time Moaning.
Sure they knew about those cameras inside. But dressing down in front of it was their way of saying- “You filthy CCTV! I find you everywhere these days. And so am not going to be cowed down by you! Shoot me if you can!”
That’s exactly what the cam did. And instantly, two motley morons became online sensation!
The first famous Campus mms was from DPS R.K puram. But the ones made by our campus love doves makes that one look like Finding Nemo(wasn’t that poor girl trying to find “nemo” all the time in that mms?). The MMSes now are quite mature in their depiction of love. Take for example the “Khatiya” mms. In this clip, the guy and the girl are relaxing after a tiring session. You can see a lot of love in their eyes (or was the expression just for the camera?). The other mms-“Paying guest room clip” was a rather long one. I was quite bored with the guy’s ability to keep the girl all dressed up for a better part of that 45 minute long marathon. Was he trying to show how long he could last? Because all of us saw that the real action was over in less time than what it takes to cook maggi! Such MMSes are called “pakau” and “dhokebaj” mms. Still it was better than that schoolgirl scandal. At least the lead actress was better in this one.
The point here is that MMSes are like IPL franchisees... if you own one, you are a hit (ask the MMS stars in your colleges, they will tell you how their fortunes have changed since that fateful upload). But just like in case of IPL franchisees, not everyone can own one.
So here’s a small lesson on “How to make MMS and titillate people”

For girls: You either need to have a rich spoilt boyfriend (like raj kundra) or a powerful boyfriend (aka Tweeter Tharoor) who can get you some “sweat” equity in return of the sweating you do in bed. Only such powerful and brave guys can take you to a hotel, apartment or ATM and make you a star overnight.

For guys: Be yourself. That should be enough to make you an mms star.

P.S: Guys, please hide your faces in the video like the yesteryear mms icons. It makes the whole experience of watching a lot more enjoyable.

The smooch is on the loose!!!

Ummmm puchhhhhh...slurp..burp..slurp...fartt...
That’s not me after a chicken bucket. This is Sound of Smooch that is on loose in our campus. This recent trend, brought in by some foreign students has been picked up by our very own Desi daredevils. They don’t miss one opportunity to lock their horn’y’ lips in public places. It’s their way of saying, “I can kiss my girl in public. Can you”? My question is-Why should i kiss your girl in public? Aren’t you enough?
The sound made by the transfer of gutka and lipstick laden saliva and the groping hands that try to map the anatomy of each other’s bodies sometimes makes people say-“Why don’t they get a room”? My question is-Why should they waste on a room for something that can be done in phokat(free)?Why the non-smoochers have a problem? Is it because it’s them who are smooching and not you? Or is it because they don’t allow you to smooch? Or, is it because the ones being smooched are the ones you thought would never be smooched by anyone?
Instead of feeling disgusted at this PDA (Public Display of Affection), Mahapurush suggests you to do the following:
!. Use the camera of your blackberries. You paid for it! Try it’s video capturing feature too. And there’s a plethora of websites where you can upload them. This will serve as an inspiration to other smoochers.
!!. Add spices from your own imagination, extrapolate and exaggerate what you see. Gossip is the best remedy against sleep diseases induced by lectures.
!!!. Start passing lewd comments. This will give the much needed push to the smoochers to take their escapades to the next level-escapades. After all,who doesn’t like to watch young hornies making out?(provided they are not your own bfs or gfs)

Go Smoochers Go!!! The world is your stage. Play the game. Play it dirty. Play it hard. We are watching...And we are lovin it ;)