This story is of that day when i saw her in the chemistry lab. She was beautiful,she was lovely, she smiled and l i dropped the test tube. The lab attendant appeared from nowhere and said ,” Ennada! Rs 400 fine ra.” He glared at me, i stared at the test tube trying to fathom which part of it was in gold or platinum to make it worth 400 bucks. Unable to understand this just like the topics in my syllabus,i quickly shifted to the topic i am good at-“oglology”. I stared and stared until the girl hid behind her table. I AM NOT A QUITTER..i started staring at her shoes beneath the table. I smiled at my persistence while she and her friends gave me nasty looks.
“DESPO”!!! The world measures the time period in B.C and A.D. That day, a new division was created for me- Pre Despo and post Despo. I stopped looking at girls (even at those girls who are fat and buffalo-like and those who are ultra thin and man-like). Wherever i went, the tag of being a despo followed. Ya Khuda! Is it a crime to admire your creations without any evil intentions? Don’t girls stare at handsome heroes?? Are they called despo? Then why me?? Just because I am a GUY doesn’t make me a Despo. In the UnHoly Book Of Love,Ch 2 verse 69 its clearly written-“ Thou shall look at all beautiful damsels as thy looketh butterflies-with passion, love and desire to hold.” Then why do people misinterpret the teachings? Why is a whole sex being targeted for the wrongdoings of a few rathores and khans? My friends have deserted me. Few of them have been spat upon and beaten up by self proclaimed ugly brothers of beautiful girls.They say this happened because I am their friend. I can’t bear this.I want to talk about it to the president sahib(President of Playboy). I want to tell him-“ MY NAME IS MAHAPURUSH..AND I AM NOT A DESPO.”..
