They think of CAT..we dream of Kat...

After watching ‘AVATAR’,I feel one with the N’avi people.Poor souls..they lived in harmony with nature,infact loved it to the extent that their communication with trees and animals involved “insertion” of their tentacles into that of the trees(creepy..ehh).
Its almost the same with us-THE LOSERS,THE “NOT” 9 POINTERS,THE INELLIGIBLES.Sure we don’t have tentacles,but we do love nature and her creations.
While they-THE WINNERS,THE 9 POINTERS,THE ELLIGIBLES eat and sleep C,C++(wonder if their obsession with “+ve” will make them happy with an HIV+ve score too!), we are busy admiring wonderful specimens of the Holly(wood) father.
They think of CAT,we dream of Kat. They study JAVA..We case study at JAVA GREEN.
They are the blue-eyed cynosure of the department..we are toh like that only. We are the perennial chips munchers between the lectures.They are the answers that confuse the lecturers.
They launch satellites,we launch rockets from the 7th floor. But but Butt..err read the 3rd butt as but..WE THE LOSERS ARE LIKE THIS ONLY. Unnatural things like GPA card,scholarships and mundane lectures are anything butt exciting for us.How can a normal gut with no gay tendencies get excited by few 9’s in a piece of paper?
We are Yogis. Unaware of the distractions around us,we concentrate on girls in same way as Adam concentrated on Eve. Thanks to us,beauty parlors are having a great run transforming “jassi’s” into “jenny’s”.
Without us,the world would be such an alien land...Thank Us!