GUYS HAVE BIGGER HEARTS THAN GIRLS

It's 4 pm and i am sipping lemon juice(that's the cheapest one i could find in our juice corner).The canteen area is brimming with boys,girls and few girls who like like boys n vice-versa.Suddenly a realisation dawns upon me-GUYS HAVE BIGGER HEARTS COMPARED TO GIRLS(no offence to the fairer sex which has always been unfair to boys).

I saw boys of all types admiring girls of all types(even those whose type is undefined).beautiful ladies,everyone stares at them(oogle is a dirty n cheap word,so i won't use it..or did i just use it!).Even those girls who looked straight out of a chemotherapy session could find a few admirers(again..refrain from using words like ooglers).That's guys for u..large hearted(& ususally empty pocketed like me).

But i couldnt see the girls showing this magnanimity.Only those boys who had wasted a portion of their precious life sweating out in gym to get"biscuits" in their abdomen(I still wonder why don't they simply buy it from groccery shop instead of wasting time in a gym where females aren't permitted..height of discrimination!) found a few oogles from girls(ya right..they were OOGLING).
A few boys who wear a shirt over three t-shirts to get "instant biceps" were able to fool a few girls.
The remaining majority of us who treat gym as "nark ka darwaza" and wearing 3 shirts as blasphemy are left in the lurch.With all the great talent to spot beauty in the canteens instantly that boys have,it's heart-wrenching that girls can't be as generous as boys.

I salute the selfless nature of GUYS!