"God! These guys you know?How cheap they are!Saale aise dekhte hai jaise kabhi ladki dekhi hi nahi!Why do they have to stare everytime?I feel like being x-rayed."
My gutter...i mean utter symapthy to the tortured,tormented and scanned beauty queens.
What wrong have they committed?agreed,most of them who indulge in this kind of outburst wear "innovative" kind of drapes(read dresses).But isn't that what's gender equality is all about?
Guys! don't we go to canteen in shorts? Have the girls ever stared at you unless you bumped your head in a pillar while daydreaming about one of them? Agreed their shorts are shorter than ours.This surely isn't an excuse for giving those Shakti Kapoor type of expressions! And what is with that mouth opening wide open everytime your dreamgirl passes by?Don't you know about the millions of microbes floating in the atmosphere? Stop staring yar!And if you can't ,atleast start wearing dark glasses.They make you look uber cool and rich unless you are a Tushaar kapoor lookalike.
But ladies,i have a small doubt. Is Chennai too hot to keep the shorts a little long? ;)
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